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Trump Pardons Dirty Cops, Flips the Bird at Justice

Trump Pardons Dirty Cops, Flips the Bird at Justice

source: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-pardons-two-dc-officers-convicted-fatal-chase-20-year-old-man-co-rcna188920 source: https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/trump-pardon-dc-police-murder-cover-up-rcna189142 Press Release from DOJ: https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/two-mpd-officers-sentenced-2020-murder-karon-hylton-brown-and-subsequent-coverup Oh, great. Trump’s done it again. Like a toddler with a Sharpie, he’s scribbling all over the rule of law, this

Trump’s Pardons Are a Giant Middle Finger to Democracy – Tell Your Reps to Get Off Their Asses

Trump’s Pardons Are a Giant Middle Finger to Democracy – Tell Your Reps to Get Off Their Asses

Oh, so Donald J. “Biggest Loser” Trump decided to pardon a literal army of traitors? Why are we not surprised? This is peak Trump: breaking democracy like it’s his favorite toy and tossing the pieces into a golden toilet. And now he’s gone and handed out Get-Out-of-Jail-Free cards

From CEO to Barista: Sonos’ Patrick Spence Makes an Espresso Exit

From CEO to Barista: Sonos’ Patrick Spence Makes an Espresso Exit

source: https://www.theverge.com/2025/1/13/24342179/sonos-ceo-patrick-spence-resignation-reason-app In what is possibly the most shocking reveal of 2025 (if you exclude the next iPhone's groundbreaking "new color"), Patrick Spence has called it quits as Sonos CEO. Yes, the man who once managed to make

Luigi Mangione Isn’t a Hero – He’s a Symptom of the U.S. Healthcare Apocalypse

Luigi Mangione Isn’t a Hero – He’s a Symptom of the U.S. Healthcare Apocalypse

UnitedHealthCare (UHC) CEO Brian Thompson is dead. Shot and killed by a man named Luigi Mangione, and now people are falling over themselves to make Mangione out to be some kind of folk hero. Let’s get one thing straight: Luigi Mangione isn’t a hero. He’s a flaming

Scientists Uncover the Magic Number of Farts to Reach a Tootsie Pop's Center

Scientists Uncover the Magic Number of Farts to Reach a Tootsie Pop's Center

Move over, Einstein—there's a new groundbreaking discovery that's blowing everyone away! Hold your noses and brace yourselves: scientists have determined it takes exactly 6,350 farts to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. You heard that right. After years of rigorous research and

WP Engine is Banned from WordPress.org

WP Engine is Banned from WordPress.org

source: https://wordpress.org/news/2024/09/wp-engine-banned/ Oh boy, here we go again! Another one of these sanctimonious rants from WordPress.org, shaking their fists at WP Engine like a toddler who’s just had their toy taken away. First off, let’s get one thing straight, WordPress.org:

Amazon’s RTO Mandate: Corporate Bullshit in Its Purest Form

Amazon’s RTO Mandate: Corporate Bullshit in Its Purest Form

Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/amazon-workers-must-return-office-full-time-ceo-says-rcna171356 Well, well, well… look who’s back with another round of corporate tone-deafness—none other than Amazon! You know, the trillion-dollar behemoth that made a killing off the pandemic while people were stuck at home risking their lives to deliver your toilet

Sonos, Nobody Asked for Your Dumb Limited-Edition Headphones—Fix the Damn App!

Sonos, Nobody Asked for Your Dumb Limited-Edition Headphones—Fix the Damn App!

Source: LinkedIn Here we go again, folks. Sonos, the company that used to be synonymous with a seamless, multi-room sound experience, has completely lost the plot. Instead of focusing on their flaming disaster of an app that’s been systematically wrecking Sonos systems for months, they’ve decided to roll

SONOS: Apologizing for Our Appocalypse

SONOS: Apologizing for Our Appocalypse

Link to the real letter from Sonos's CEO Here’s a satirical take on CEO Patrick Spence’s groveling apology letter. Dear Valued Suckers—er, Customers, We know that too many of you have experienced significant problems with our new app, which rolled out on May 7, and

Zoom's Hilariously Out-of-Touch Return to Office Mandate

Zoom's Hilariously Out-of-Touch Return to Office Mandate

Welcome to “Work from Home Bullshit,” where we dissect the most absurd corporate decisions and laugh at how out of touch executives can be. Today, we turn our gaze to Zoom—the company that became synonymous with remote work during the pandemic—announcing its decision to drag employees back to

Martha Stewart’s Unrealistic Expectations

Martha Stewart’s Unrealistic Expectations

Today, we have a real gem from the queen of unrealistic expectations herself, Martha Stewart. At 81, she’s proving that age doesn’t necessarily bring wisdom—especially when it comes to understanding the modern workplace. Zoom Fatigue? More Like Boom Fatigue! Martha Stewart recently graced TODAY with Hoda &

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Burger King's New Chicken Fart Sandwich Blows the Competition Away

Burger King's New Chicken Fart Sandwich Blows the Competition Away

In a world where fast food giants constantly vie for the title of the most outrageous menu item, Burger King has just set the bar sky-high—or should we say, set the air on fire? Introducing the Chicken Fart Sandwich, the latest creation that promises to be an explosive addition

Dell’s Hilarious Attempt to Strong-Arm Workers Back to the Office Fails Miserably

Dell’s Hilarious Attempt to Strong-Arm Workers Back to the Office Fails Miserably

source: Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else” Oh, Dell, you really thought you could bully your workers back into the office, didn’t you? In a laughably misguided attempt to restore its in-office culture, Dell laid down an ultimatum: come back