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RFK Jr. Confirmed as Health Secretary—Get Ready for Crystals Up Your Butt
Sources: MSNBC: Senate confirms Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as health secretary, The Hill: 5 of RFK Jr.’s most controversial views
Welp, America, we did it. We finally hit rock bottom. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the human embodiment of a Reddit conspiracy thread, has officially been confirmed as Health and

Trump’s Pardons Are a Giant Middle Finger to Democracy – Tell Your Reps to Get Off Their Asses
Oh, so Donald J. “Biggest Loser” Trump decided to pardon a literal army of traitors? Why are we not surprised? This is peak Trump: breaking democracy like it’s his favorite toy and tossing the pieces into a golden toilet. And now he’s gone and handed out Get-Out-of-Jail-Free cards

Luigi Mangione Isn’t a Hero – He’s a Symptom of the U.S. Healthcare Apocalypse
UnitedHealthCare (UHC) CEO Brian Thompson is dead. Shot and killed by a man named Luigi Mangione, and now people are falling over themselves to make Mangione out to be some kind of folk hero.
Let’s get one thing straight: Luigi Mangione isn’t a hero. He’s a flaming