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Dr. Fart

Dr. Fart has a Ph.D. in proctology, politics, and anal-retentive arguments.

RFK Jr. Confirmed as Health Secretary—Get Ready for Crystals Up Your Butt

RFK Jr. Confirmed as Health Secretary—Get Ready for Crystals Up Your Butt

Sources: MSNBC: Senate confirms Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as health secretary, The Hill: 5 of RFK Jr.’s most controversial views Welp, America, we did it. We finally hit rock bottom. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the human embodiment of a Reddit conspiracy thread, has officially been confirmed as Health and

Jamie Dimon’s RTO Tantrum

Jamie Dimon’s RTO Tantrum

Source: Fast Company: JPMorgan CEO Dimon slams RTO pushback: 'I don't care how many people sign that fucking petition' Ah yes, the return to office (RTO) movement—corporate America’s favorite way to remind employees that their feelings don’t matter and that their billionaire overlords

Trump Pardons Dirty Cops, Flips the Bird at Justice

Trump Pardons Dirty Cops, Flips the Bird at Justice

source: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-pardons-two-dc-officers-convicted-fatal-chase-20-year-old-man-co-rcna188920 source: https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/trump-pardon-dc-police-murder-cover-up-rcna189142 Press Release from DOJ: https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/two-mpd-officers-sentenced-2020-murder-karon-hylton-brown-and-subsequent-coverup Oh, great. Trump’s done it again. Like a toddler with a Sharpie, he’s scribbling all over the rule of law, this

Trump’s Pardons Are a Giant Middle Finger to Democracy – Tell Your Reps to Get Off Their Asses

Trump’s Pardons Are a Giant Middle Finger to Democracy – Tell Your Reps to Get Off Their Asses

Oh, so Donald J. “Biggest Loser” Trump decided to pardon a literal army of traitors? Why are we not surprised? This is peak Trump: breaking democracy like it’s his favorite toy and tossing the pieces into a golden toilet. And now he’s gone and handed out Get-Out-of-Jail-Free cards

From CEO to Barista: Sonos’ Patrick Spence Makes an Espresso Exit

From CEO to Barista: Sonos’ Patrick Spence Makes an Espresso Exit

source: https://www.theverge.com/2025/1/13/24342179/sonos-ceo-patrick-spence-resignation-reason-app In what is possibly the most shocking reveal of 2025 (if you exclude the next iPhone's groundbreaking "new color"), Patrick Spence has called it quits as Sonos CEO. Yes, the man who once managed to make

Luigi Mangione Isn’t a Hero – He’s a Symptom of the U.S. Healthcare Apocalypse

Luigi Mangione Isn’t a Hero – He’s a Symptom of the U.S. Healthcare Apocalypse

UnitedHealthCare (UHC) CEO Brian Thompson is dead. Shot and killed by a man named Luigi Mangione, and now people are falling over themselves to make Mangione out to be some kind of folk hero. Let’s get one thing straight: Luigi Mangione isn’t a hero. He’s a flaming

Scientists Uncover the Magic Number of Farts to Reach a Tootsie Pop's Center

Scientists Uncover the Magic Number of Farts to Reach a Tootsie Pop's Center

Move over, Einstein—there's a new groundbreaking discovery that's blowing everyone away! Hold your noses and brace yourselves: scientists have determined it takes exactly 6,350 farts to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. You heard that right. After years of rigorous research and