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Jamie Dimon’s RTO Tantrum

Jamie Dimon’s RTO Tantrum

Source: Fast Company: JPMorgan CEO Dimon slams RTO pushback: 'I don't care how many people sign that fucking petition' Ah yes, the return to office (RTO) movement—corporate America’s favorite way to remind employees that their feelings don’t matter and that their billionaire overlords

Amazon’s RTO Mandate: Corporate Bullshit in Its Purest Form

Amazon’s RTO Mandate: Corporate Bullshit in Its Purest Form

Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/amazon-workers-must-return-office-full-time-ceo-says-rcna171356 Well, well, well… look who’s back with another round of corporate tone-deafness—none other than Amazon! You know, the trillion-dollar behemoth that made a killing off the pandemic while people were stuck at home risking their lives to deliver your toilet

Zoom's Hilariously Out-of-Touch Return to Office Mandate

Zoom's Hilariously Out-of-Touch Return to Office Mandate

Welcome to “Work from Home Bullshit,” where we dissect the most absurd corporate decisions and laugh at how out of touch executives can be. Today, we turn our gaze to Zoom—the company that became synonymous with remote work during the pandemic—announcing its decision to drag employees back to

Martha Stewart’s Unrealistic Expectations

Martha Stewart’s Unrealistic Expectations

Today, we have a real gem from the queen of unrealistic expectations herself, Martha Stewart. At 81, she’s proving that age doesn’t necessarily bring wisdom—especially when it comes to understanding the modern workplace. Zoom Fatigue? More Like Boom Fatigue! Martha Stewart recently graced TODAY with Hoda &

Dell’s Hilarious Attempt to Strong-Arm Workers Back to the Office Fails Miserably

Dell’s Hilarious Attempt to Strong-Arm Workers Back to the Office Fails Miserably

source: Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else” Oh, Dell, you really thought you could bully your workers back into the office, didn’t you? In a laughably misguided attempt to restore its in-office culture, Dell laid down an ultimatum: come back

Return to Office: The Corporate Sham for Avoiding Layoff Regulations

Return to Office: The Corporate Sham for Avoiding Layoff Regulations

It’s no secret that Return to Office (RTO) mandates have been a hot topic in the post-COVID work landscape. But a recent study by BambooHR reveals a disturbing truth: RTO mandates are being used as a backdoor method to reduce staff without following proper layoff procedures. This cynical ploy

Dell workers can stay remote, However NO PROMOTIONS

Dell workers can stay remote, However NO PROMOTIONS

Dell workers can stay remote — but they’re not going to get promotedDell’s strict new RTO mandate excludes fully remote workers from promotion, abandoning years of flexible working, and some employees are not happy.InsiderPolly Thompson